newtgeiszler:

you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?

twilightrenaissance:

twilightrenaissance:

edward: this is the skin of a killer, bella
bella: diamints

edward: no bella, please listen to me, i’m a killer like i literally want to kill you
bella: sparkli

batou:

we, the uglies, deserve love too

it’s almost been a full year since i entered my horrible depressive episode last yr that lasted like three & a half months lmfao that was WACK

inoubiablefolie:

HOLYYYY SHIT BOIIIS

THE GUY I POSTED ABOUT YESTERDAY ABOUT HOW MUCH I LUV HIM ASKED ME OUT TODAAAYYYY BITTTTTTCCCCHHHH YALL DONT EVEN KNOW HE IS CUTE AS FUUUUCK IM SO HAPPY

Lmfao this was me about michael a year ago im so cringey

woodlesbian:

some of you have never been chased by a merciless farm animal as a child and it shows :/

eldominante:

eldominante

i had a such a gud new years 🎉 michael and i went to baptiste lake to meet his friend and his friend’s family at their massive cabin and we stayed up till 4am racing ATVs on the frozen lake and setting off fireworks and drinking around the fire 🎉🥰🌲❄️

oystersaintforme:

if you like danny devito…….and getting caught in the rain……..

horchatamexicana:

“you have nice hands” means finger me like that’s it